Creative Wit about . . .

RESTAURANTS

Previous topic: RESORTS
Next topic : RETIREMENT

F
"Most of us can't afford to eat out any more, but sometimes we park near a restaurant and inhale."
 
R
Hope springs eternal in the human breast -- that's why a new restaurant is crowded.
 
A
A French restaurant is where they consider ketchup a dangerous food additive.
 
N
In San Francisco there's a Chinese restaurant that serves all you can eat for one dollar - but they give you only one chopstick.
 
K
"Sign in a Milwaukee restaurant: "Come in and eat before we both starve.""
 

Be More Creative