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RETIREMENT

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"Before deciding to retire from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television."
 
R
"A recent retiree writes that he's tired of retirement already, "I wake up in the morning with nothing to do, and by bedtime I have it only half done.""
 
A
A good time to retire is before it's too late to have a good time.
 
N
"During retirement, many a man works harder at loafing than he used to loaf at working."
 
K
Retirement is the period when a man who can now do anything he wishes wishes he could do something else.
 

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