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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
Joan Rivers
 
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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Phyllis Diller
 
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"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."
"Billy Crystal (City Slickers, 1991)"
 
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"He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical."
 
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"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"
Bette Midler
 

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