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"I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today."
George Foreman
 
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I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
Johathan Raban
 
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
Henny Youngman
 
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
 
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How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack./ I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the nightlight.
Dorothy Parker
 

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