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"Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
Casey Stengel
 
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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
Joey Adams
 
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I do not participate in a sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
Erma Bombeck
 
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"Ever notice the older you get, the better athlete you used to be?"
 
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"Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning."
Jack Dempsey
 

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