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Nothing makes a poet as mad as a late spring.
Kin Hubbard
 
R
In the spring a young girl's fancy turns to thoughts of love -- the same ones she has been thinking about all winter.
 
A
Spring is the silly season when men plant grass in order to slave in the summer keeping it cut.
 
N
Spring is the glorious season when the grass grows up along the roadside and hides the discarded beer cans.
 
K
No one objects to March coming in like a lion -- it's the hanging around like a polar bear that's depressing.
Bill Vaughan
 

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