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"He uses statistics as a drunkard uses a lamppost, for support, not for illumination."
Chesterton
 
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A statistician is one who collects data and draws confusions.
Hyman Berston
 
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How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt.
Harry S. Truman
 
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Statistics are like bikinis: they show a lot but not everything.
 
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A statistician carefully assembles facts and figures for others who carefully misinterpret them.
 

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