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"Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet."
"U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich ( He is 4' 10" tall? whereas US basketball star Shaquille O'Neal is 7'1" tall! )"
 
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I could prove God statistically.
George Gallup
 
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I can prove anything by statistics - except the truth.
George Canning
 
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I always find that statistics are hard to follow and impossible to digest.The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
 
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Fate laughs at probabilities.
Lytton E.G Bulwer
 

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