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STOCKBROKERS

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A stockbroker spends his time planning how others should spend their money.
 
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"A stockbroker is a man who is smart enough to tell you what stocks to buy, and too smart to buy them himself."
 
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A stockbroker is always ready to back his judgment with your last dollar.
 
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A stockbroker advises you what to do with money you wouldn't have if you had followed his advice.
 
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A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.
 

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