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STOCKS AND BONDS

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F
The best time to buy stocks and bonds is always in the past.
 
R
Many a man is a pessimist because of the stocks an optimist has sold him.
 
A
A government bond is a financial device to give you back some of the money you paid in taxes.
 
N
Buying stocks on margin is all very well as long as you minimize the margin of error.
 
K
A gentleman farmer is one who has more stock in the bank than in the barn.
 

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