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STOMACHS

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F
"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."
 
R
"A man will ask a hundred questions about the oil he puts into his car, but not one about the things he puts into his stomach."
 
A
A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
 
N
"Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach."
 
K
"God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain."
Konrad Adenauer
 

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