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SWEARING

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Advice to men who indulge in profanity: Swear off.
 
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"The average man has a vocabulary of 10,000 words -- until he barks his shin."
 
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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
Finley Peter Dunne
 
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"What you say is always more important than how you say it, except when you're swearing."
 
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"A sailor's wife gets used to hearing strong language, a clergyman's wife gets used to doing without it."
 

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