Creative Wit about . . .

TELEVISION

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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Groucho Marx
 
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"When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something."
Linda Ellerbee
 
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The television set in American homes is like the toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Alfred Hitchcock
 
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Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
 
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
 

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