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"Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: "Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel."
Anonymous
 
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
 
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
 
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"Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."
 
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There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry.
Prince Charles
 

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