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"Thanksgiving is a day set apart every year to acknowledge God's favor, especially by parents whose sons have survived the football season."
 
R
Thanksgiving is a day off that's usually followed by an off day.
 
A
"Our next Thanksgiving menu will probably consist of roast turkey, yams, and pickled relatives."
 
N
"After Thanksgiving dinner, the man who has trouble making ends meet ought to get himself a longer belt."
 
K
An old-timer is one who remembers when you did not start to shop for Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
 

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