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Coexistence -- what the farmer does with the turkey -- until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly
 
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Thanksgiving is a day off that's usually followed by an off day.
 
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"Thanksgiving is a day set apart every year to acknowledge God's favor, especially by parents whose sons have survived the football season."
 
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"After Thanksgiving dinner, the man who has trouble making ends meet ought to get himself a longer belt."
 
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"Our next Thanksgiving menu will probably consist of roast turkey, yams, and pickled relatives."
 

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