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"There are three things you cannot describe without using your hands: a spiral stairway, an accordion, and a woman's figure."
 
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"There are three things I have always loved but never understood: art, music and women."
Fontenelle
 
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"There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls, and women."
 
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"There are three things in life where an equal distribution will never be achieved: wealth, rain, and parking space."
 
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"There are three things which the public will always clamour for, sooner or later: namely, Novelty, novelty, novelty."
Thomas Hood
 

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