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F
"There are two kinds of people - the "haves" and the "have nots." Or to put it more simply - wives and husbands."
 
R
"There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who think it's not that simple."
 
A
There are two kinds of people who shouldn't drink to excess: men and women.
 
N
"There are two kinds of people in every hospital; those who are desperately ill, and those who complain about the food."
 
K
There are two kinds of people in your church: those who agree with you and the bigots.
 

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