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The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
Fred Allen
 
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"While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put."
Anne Tyler
 
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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
Eleanor Robson Belmont
 
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The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
 
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STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE. [Telegram sent on arriving in Venice]
Robert Benchley
 

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