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Coexistence is what the farmer does to the turkey until Thanksgiving.
 
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"No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate."
Hank Ketcham
 
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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Irish Proverb
 
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Lots of Thanksgiving Days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
 
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"Our next Thanksgiving menu will probably consist of roast turkey, yams, and pickled relatives."
 

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