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"I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop."
Clarence B. Kelland
 
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We have all read about the value of exercise from the sedentary writer who sits in his chair exercising his typewriter.
 
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Another dangerous combination is a fool and a typewriter.
 
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The typewriter will never achieve maximum utility until it stops making mistakes in spelling.
 
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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert Benchley
 

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