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UNCLE SAM

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F
"We often wondered why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat, until he started passing it around for taxes."
 
R
Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent.
 
A
A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made - Uncle Sam has all the others.
 
N
"Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste.""
 
K
Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.
 

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