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VEGETARIANS

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
David Brenner
 
R
Politicians are all vegetarians - they are always interested in straw votes and grass roots.
 
A
"You are what you eat, and who wants to be a lettuce?"
Peter Burns
 
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Vegetarians have never been able to explain why the first sin was the result of eating fruit.
 
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"A vegetarian never eats meat on a Friday, or in any week that has a Friday in it."
 

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