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WOODY ALLEN

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
 
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen
 
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
 
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"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
 
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
 

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