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ZIPPERS

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F
Nothing has done so much to bring husbands and wives together as the dress that zips up the back.
 
R
Zippers get stuck on women more often than men do.
 
A
"There's no such thing as an ideal husband, but the nearest thing to one is the husband who can fix a zipper."
 
N
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
 
K
"Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it."
 

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