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- Nothing has done so much to bring husbands and wives together as the dress that zips up the back.
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- Zippers get stuck on women more often than men do.
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- "There's no such thing as an ideal husband, but the nearest thing to one is the husband who can fix a zipper."
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- "Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
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- "Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it."
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