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Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages.
 
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.
 
A
A zoo is a place devised for animals to study the habits of human beings.
Oliver Herford
 
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"If animals kept zoos, would they keep the men and women in separate cages?"
 
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"If prizes were given at the zoo, the giraffe would probably win by a neck, or the anteater by a nose."
 

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