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"A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried."
Dorothea Kent
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer."
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx

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