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"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
David Daye
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it."
"A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning."
Unknown (from a Coca-Cola report)

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