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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
"Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)"
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
"I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. Very authoritative you know, like the Pope or the computer in 2001."
Woody Allen
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."
Edsgar Dijkstra

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