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"It costs me never a stab nor squirm/ To tread by chance upon a worm./ 'Aha, my little dear,' I say,/ 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'"
Dorothy Parker
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
Woody Allen
What I like about Clive/ Is that he is no longer alive./ There is a great deal to be said/ For being dead.
Edmund Clerihew Bentley
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

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