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They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
Scott Roeben
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter OToole
"The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything."
"Neil Simon (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)"
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

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