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"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."
Victor Hugo
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it."
Ronald Reagan
"The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare."
"Daniel Patrick Moynihan (as quoted in NY Times, Mar 2, 1976)"
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
"It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country."
Will Durant

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